Sunday, 24 December 2006

From: Winston McKenzie - aka “The Champ”
- The Undisputed Leading Conservative Candidate for the Office of Mayor of London

Barton said “stop getting pissed.” I never was pissed. I am disciplined through the art of sport, and would never disgrace my family in such a way as described. No, I did not get permission from the organisers. It was a heat of the moment challenge, having been approached by some inspired members who persuaded me to introduce myself. Unfortunately for me, I was accordingly asked to leave! No if’s or but’s! - “As the party was for those 30 years or under.” Obviously it was way past their bedtime! Night, night.

Hey, Hitch! Got to meet you dude! Great minds think alike.

WINSTON - aka “The Champ”